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Mother City Comedy Festival
Thursday 27 February 2020, 8.45PM, Baxter Studio
Age Restriction: PG16
A comedy show about the funny side of a culture clash. As if cohabitation between a man and a woman isn’t difficult enough, add two contrasting cultures trying to learn about each other in the multi-cultural epicenter of Cape Town and you have a laugh-a-minute show.
Within the current international obsession of who is right and who is wrong dominating our media, this show explores who all human beings are, at the core, the same – they just have different skin tones, languages, passports and ideas of appropriate footwear.
About Kurt Schoonraad …
Kurt Schoonraad is one of South Africa’s most instantly recognisable stand-up comedians. With his earthy humour
and comedic range he connects with audiences from every corner of South Africa, not to mention internationally,
even making the front page of the New York Times.
The actor and comedian says that hailing from Mitchell’s Plain in Cape Town, one of South Africa’s largest townships, was highly influential in developing his sense of humour and comedy style.
Kurt’s professional comedy career took off almost two decades ago. In that time he has been consistently
performing stand-up comedy onstage, and has also gone on to produce and perform his hugely successful one man
shows all over the country.
Kurt first earned attention as the quirky accidental tourist on the hit TV series “Going Nowhere Slowly”. He has since
been acknowledged as one of SA’s favourite TV personalities, hosting game shows, appearing in the well-known BBC
format “Who Do You Think You Are?” and “Comedy Central presents Kurt Schoonraad”. He stars in various big
screen productions, with his most recent lead performance in the international award-winning South African movie
Kurt pioneered Cape Town Comedy Club from its humble festival origins, to its exciting permanent home at the
historic Pumphouse at the V&A Waterfront, becoming Cape Town’s only dedicated international stand-up comedy venue. The club was recently acknowledged as one of the ten best comedy clubs in the world.
Two of the world’s best tennis players are set to do battle in the first ever tennis match at the Cape Town Stadium. Read more below:
Rafael Nadal is a 19-time Grand Slam singles champion
Fresh from competing in the Australian Open, 20-time Grand Slam winner Roger Federer will square off with long-time rival and 19-time Grand Slam singles champion Rafael Nadal.
The exhibition match, the sixth in the series, will be the first played on African soil under the auspices of the Roger Federer Foundation to raise funds for children’s education in Africa.
‘This event is a wonderful initiative that aims to give back to those less fortunate and, as the City of Cape Town, we are more than happy to lend our support especially to a cause that seeks to develop young people. As Africa’s leading festival and event destination, we are also very thrilled to be hosting this once-in-a-life-time spectacle’, said the City’s Executive Mayor Dan Plato.
In addition, event organisers will also attempt to break the world record for the most spectators to watch a single tennis match at the 50 000-seater Cape Town Stadium.
The City of Cape Town is contributing to this charitable cause by supporting the event in the form of City services.
More than 56 000 fines issued as City clamps down on lawlessness
The City of Cape Town’s enforcement agencies issued more than 56 000 fines over the past week, with 164 people arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. Read more below:
‘Our departments have been ramping up efforts to stem the tide of lawlessness on our roads and in our communities. Traffic Service and the Metro Police Department issued more than 56 000 fines for various offences over the last five days for minor transgressions such as an expired license to more serious offences such as speeding, inconsiderate driving, jumping red traffic lights and stop street offences to name a few.
‘Clearly, people think they can get away with breaking the law as weekly our agencies arrest huge numbers of drunk drivers and fine thousands of others. The message is clear: the City’s Safety and Security Directorate will not allow the blatant disregard for law and order to continue,’ said the City of Cape Town’s Mayoral Committee Member for Safety and Security, Alderman JP Smith.
Dams supplying the Cape metro have declined 1,6% for the past week (27 January – 2 February 2020) bringing the level down to 70,3%. Read more below:
Water consumption for the same period has also dropped to 738 million litres/day. Consumption the previous week was at 742 million litres/day.
The declining dam levels could be attributed to the very hot and windy weather conditions that have been experienced recently.
‘Regarding possible changes to the level of water restrictions, the City currently awaits confirmation of our water allocation for the 2019/20 hydrological year from the National Department of Water and Sanitation. Once this has been confirmed, an announcement will be made on what restrictions will be necessary to stay within this allocation,’ said the City’s Mayoral Committee Member for Water and Waste, Alderman Xanthea Limberg.
Please visit www.capetown.gov.za/thinkwater for information relating to current water restrictions, guidelines around alternative water sources such as boreholes and rainwater tanks, tariff information, and other useful tools for enabling a water-wise City.
Speech delivered by Alderman Dan Plato, Executive Mayor of Cape Town today, 29 January 2020, during a full sitting of Council.
Good morning speaker, councillors, city officials, members of the public, and media, welcome to 2020. I trust you have had some time to rest and be with your friends and families over the festive season and that we are all back here today, fully rejuvenated and ready for the year ahead. May this year be a prosperous and kind year, and let us all commit ourselves to ensuring that our residents get to enjoy the best service delivery in the country.
Before we get to today’s business, I want to take a moment to commend our Safety and Security Services for all their hard work over the festive season. To the Mayoral Committee Member for Safety and Security, Alderman JP Smith, and Executive Director, Richard Bosman and his team, thank you for pulling out all the stops to ensure our residents and visitors enjoyed a safe and fun festive season.
The City’s mobile office will take services to Macassar, Mitchells Plain, Elsies River, Joe Slovo and Morning Star as from 3 to 6 February 2020. The aim is to provide customer services to communities that are far from municipal facilities such as customer care, housing and subcouncil offices or freecall lines. Read more below:
The mobile office sessions are held at community facilities that are easily accessible. The schedule for next week is as follows:
|Macassar||3 February 2020||09:00 – 12:00||New Civic Centre, Hospital Road, Macassar|
|Mitchells Plain||3 February 2020||12:45 – 14:30||Woodlands Community Hall, Cnr Selina and Mitchells Avenue, Mitchells Plain|
|Elsies River||4 February 2020||09:30 – 13:30||Warner Park, Warner Crescent , Riverton, Elsies River|
|Joe Slovo, Milnerton||5 February 2020||09:30 – 13:30||Joe Slovo Park, Freedom Way, Joe Slovo|
|Morningstar, Durbanville||6 February 2020||09:30 – 13:30||Morningstar Community Hall,
School Street, Morningstar, Durbanville
The City’s customer service team will assist residents with logging queries and service requests electronically. To date, the mobile office team has been very effective in resolving long outstanding queries for residents.
This way the City is bringing its services to residents, and affording them the opportunity to enquire and to solve issues without having to spend time and money on transport.
The City encourages all residents to take advantage of this opportunity and to visit the mobile office.
Future area visits will be communicated in due course.
Summer in Cape Town is set to become a centre of the art world, as multitudes of artists, gallerists, curators and collectors will encamp for events of lasting cultural significance. For the art-loving public, the combined experience will blast open stupendous new views on the visual arts.
The pivotal, anchor event will be the Investec Cape Town Art Fair, coinciding with the Art Week Cape Town, the Stellenbosch Triennale as well as major retrospectives of the career of William Kentridge and exhibitions throughout the city.
From the 14th to the 16th of February 2020, the 8th edition of Investec Cape Town Art Fair will return to the Cape Town International Convention Centre (CTICC). Positioned as the leading art fair in Africa, the Investec Cape Town Art Fair 2020 will welcome the foremost galleries from South Africa, the African continent and abroad.
A third of the exhibitors due to showcase at the Investec Cape Town Art Fair 2020 will be new to the event, and close to 40% from the rest of the world. After almost a decade of groundwork, the fair’s consistent drive to bring together galleries and artists from Sub-Saharan Africa, North Africa, United Kingdom, Europe, Middle East and the USA is yielding remarkable results.
What can the public expect? 10 must-see experiences centred on the artists, galleries and exhibitions taking place at the Investec Cape Town Art Fair.
1. TODAY HERE, TOMORROW THE WORLD
New visions of the continent and the arrival of artists from Africa and its diaspora as important participants on the international art scene can be witnessed on the main exhibitions of the Investec Cape Town Art Fair.
TOMORROWS/TODAY will be a curated section about the sociopolitical dynamics of the present day. The guest co-curators for 2020 – Nkule Mabaso (Curator at Michaelis Galleries, Cape Town) and Luigi Fassi (Artistic Director of MAN Contemporary Art Museum in Nuoro, Italy) – have curated a cross-section of the most exciting, emerging and artists from Africa and the Diaspora.
In less than a week, the City of Cape Town will be welcoming horse racing enthusiasts and socialites to Africa’s Richest Race Day at Kenilworth Racecourse on 1 February 2020. In preparation for the Sun Met 2020, three of the most popular horses that will be competing for the number one spot and R3 Million prize, had their own Spa Day.
Joining this year’s Horses’ Spa Day were South Africa’s Horse of the Year and early Sun Met 2020 favourite, Do It Again, Sun Met 2019 winner, Rainbow Bridge, and Johannesburg’s number one contender, Hawwaam.
Chuma Matsaluka and Miss World South Africa, Sasha-Lee Olivier, were dressed by Masa Mara, and joined the majestic creatures for a few snaps. After the photoshoot, Miss World South Africa and a few guests enjoyed a delightful breakfast on the beach. House of BNG – the Official Celebration Partner of the Sun Met 2020, brought a selection of their exquisite bubbly to accompany the luxurious breakfast.
The continental breakfast buffet drew inspiration from the Sun Met 2020 theme, African Luxury: Visionaries. Guests got a taste of what the Sun Met will offer at the event and left inspired to find the perfect outfit to capture the theme.
General Access tickets are available for purchase on TicketPro for R200, while hospitality packages start at R980 per person. Racegoers can make use of the Chukker Road parking facility and access the event through the main entrance on Wetton Road. Parking tickets can be purchased for R100 per car. Hospitality ticket holders can park their vehicles in the inner-field for R100 per vehicle. Tickets can be purchased through TicketPro and designated offices around Cape Town.
The City of Cape Town’s multi-million rand library maintenance projects are on track with a new round of upgrades due to start within the coming months. The upgrades will allow for a myriad of improvements, upgrades, routine maintenance and modernisation. Read more below:
The City of Cape Town’s Library and Information Service will spend nearly R10 million on upgrades to a number of libraries, with some upgrades already completed.
‘Libraries have always been at the heart of the communities they serve and are accessible and safe spaces, providing access to huge resources of information and knowledge. The City is often asked why it spends money on upgrading and maintaining libraries in a technological and digital age, and it’s because these spaces are essential to creating and maintaining an educated and literate population,’ said the City’s Mayoral Committee Member for Community Services and Health, Councillor Zahid Badroodien.
All the City’s libraries undergo maintenance and upgrades in a five year cycle.
‘Our libraries are well-loved and popular spaces where residents access vital information, and are provided with recreation and other opportunities to develop literacy and learn skills for employability,’ said Councillor Badroodien.
Some of the biggest upgrades will take place at the Ravensmead, Kuilsriver, Bonteheuwel, Brown’s Farm, and Strandfontein libraries.
Thousands of clients visit the City of Cape Town’s 18 Driving Licence Testing Centres (DLTCs) every week for all card renewals, driving licence and learner licence tests. Additional clerks have been appointed to reduce lengthy queues. Read more below:
‘The City of Cape Town’s Traffic Service has started the roll out of additional clerks at our DLTCs. Three started work in January with 13 more due to start on 1 February,’ said the City’s Mayoral Committee Member for Safety and Security, Alderman JP Smith.
Last year it was announced the service would increase its administrative staffing complement at some of its busier centres with a R4 million injection to improve services.
There are 18 centres around the metropole that administer learner and driving license applications, as well as replacement and renewal of documentation and payment of fines, among others.
The City’s busiest centres are Gallows Hill, Hillstar, Kuils River and Bellville. Any further appointments were allocated on a priority basis at other DLTCs.
Earlier today Alderman Smith paid a visit to the Parow DLTC.